tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.


It’s like water under bridges that have already burned.

Me:Why is this book over
Me:Why couldn't it be longer
Me:What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
Me:Don't look at me like that

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness)


Photography Lessons

4estabon:

It’s kind of astounding how words can tie knots in stomachs,

That we, just like film, develop from our negatives.

That we can be happy and not smile

Or sad and not frown.

—Forrest Lane


Sometimes you have to forget whats gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what’s coming next.

It’s absurd how you refuse to come see me after a workout because you think I might find you unattractive. You need to understand that I love you most when you’re in an old sweatshirt, humming to yourself and pouring vanilla milk for me, because that’s how I want you. I want you exactly as you are. I want you for your stubbornness and for your unsatisfiable desire to learn things. I want you for all the hours you spend your nose buried in DC comics. For all the places you’ve been and all the mouths you’ve kissed. I want you exactly as you are. Nothing you do could make me love you any less.

frolicingintheforest:

Frolic in the Forest on Etsy!
Galactic Glitter rings!
($15)